Don’t take advice from food

I started studying for the bar this week. Oy.

So I had Chinese food for dinner tonight and as I cracked open my fortune cookie, I thought,  “well, maybe the universe will send me something topical and serendipitous that shall lift my spirits and inspire my intellect.”

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Or maybe not.

What does that even mean? I think it’s attempting to emulate some sort of Buddhist philosophy; it comes off as advocating kidnapping endangered animals. Cookie, the World Wildlife Fund would like a word with you.

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