I started studying for the bar this week. Oy.
So I had Chinese food for dinner tonight and as I cracked open my fortune cookie, I thought, “well, maybe the universe will send me something topical and serendipitous that shall lift my spirits and inspire my intellect.”
Or maybe not.
What does that even mean? I think it’s attempting to emulate some sort of Buddhist philosophy; it comes off as advocating kidnapping endangered animals. Cookie, the World Wildlife Fund would like a word with you.
Erythritol 